i guess ~SOME PEOPLE~ just can’t appreciate a freshly cleaned carpet (´Д`)
And then there’s the type of person who’s just fucking neurotic about it.
Don’t come in the bedroom, Jim. I’ve locked myself in.
ヽ(●-`Д´-)ノ oh, don’t you get started with me, Mister
what if we have any VISITORS~
i guess ~SOME PEOPLE~ just can’t appreciate a freshly cleaned carpet (´Д`)

Mask by Bertjan Pot.
Found here.All masks by Bertjan Pot can be seen on his tumblr.
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Oh Sebby you’re so free, don’t you understand~?
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand~
Well, someone is not going to be happy when I come home… ☆⌒(>。≪)
Jim.
About that milk….
What about that milk, Jim? Did your wound bleed into it? Did the kittens piss in it? Is it a very sad story, Jim?
Or are you not going to bother making excuses for this package of substandard shite?
I feel I must interject here, you’re getting carried away feeling sorry for yourself~
Do you think I intended for there to be a shortage of soy milk? Besides, I bought their last bag of organic soy beans just to try making it myself. I don’t do that for just anyone. Though, by the sounds of it, you’d probably rather me return the soybeans, or fry them up for myself.
Who would have known there would be a sudden citywide shortage of soy milk ? ヽ( ̄д ̄;)ノ
Well, someone is not going to be happy when I come home… ☆⌒(>。≪)
Jim.
About that milk….
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